Day of Returns

I'm just not a good shopper. I had to return all the clothes I bought last week. I don't like returning items, but the pants were too big in the waist. I wore them on Monday and spent the whole day walking around pulling my slacks up, even with my belt as tight as it would go. The shirts I bought were too small, didn't "breathe" well and were scratchy. I bought some Dockers today, the kind with the hidden elastic band so they can stretch, which is what I need because I'm a size 34 while standing and a 36 when sitting - damn beer belly!