Off to Watch Spring Training Baseball

It is that time of year again - spring training baseball in sunny Arizona. We weren't planning on going this year but since the New Orleans trip fell through we couldn't not go. So that means another weekend of watching sports and drinking beer. If I keep this up I'm going to become fat, dumb and happy. Wait - I'm going camping the following weekend in the desert where there will be more beer and sun, but no sports. A hiking trip each of these weekends ought to be enough exercise to make up for the extra calories. What am I talking about? I'm so excited about all the fun I'm about to have that I can't think linearly!