Happy Valentine's Day (Beer)

I had forgotten what day it was until I drove home from work and experienced extra bad traffic. Everyone must have been leaving work early to buy their loved one some flowers and candy. I witnessed this when I stopped at the store to buy dinner. There I was, standing in the checkout line with a frozen pizza and a six pack of beer, while all the other men were purchasing flowers. I actually bought two pizzas, so maybe they thought I had a real cool wife, or something. However, don't feel sad for me - this cold beer tastes great!